Minnesota According to Jeff Foxworthy

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you may live in Minnesota.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in Minnesota.

If you have worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Minnesota.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Minnesota.

If “vacation” means going anywhere near a lake, you may live in Minnesota.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Minnesota.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Minnesota.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Minnesota.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Minnesota.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Minnesota.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Minnesota.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph – you are going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Minnesota.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Minnesota.

If you know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Road Construction, you may live in Minnesota.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Minnesota.

If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Minnesota.

If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely do live, or have lived in Minnesota!